Confessioni

Before you start the meeting I would like to address the staff, please.
This being the first day back to work after thanksgiving, no doubt most of you are getting into the "Christmas Spirit".
I've taken the liberty of writing a list of christmas rules that I expect everyone to follow until the first of the year.

No christmas music over the intercom. God created headphones for a reason.
No... I will not participate in secret santa this year. There are five of us. It's isn't hard to figure out.
Don't invite me to the company christmas party. I didn't enjoy seeing you the other 335 days this year, the floppy hats aren't going to make things different.
Don't bug me about what I want for christmas. If I want something I'll buy it myself. I'm an adult with no wife or dependants, EVERY DAY IS CHRISTMAS FOR ME.
Lastly, do not assume I care to see your holiday themed sweat-shirt.

These are the rules. If you break them, punishments will be created and enforced.
Santa has his list, and I have mine. You don't want to be on it this year.

Thank you, Brent, for that live performance of a Darth Vader Christmas.
Hohoho, Cole Richards. First on the list.

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